These are the reasons I'm depressed and angry at the world.

These are the reasons I'm depressed and angry at the world... you should listen to Metal while you read this...

Because nobody cares about anybody.

Everybody is shallow, including me.

There's not one honest person in the world.

Lightsabers don't really exist. Neither do laser guns

Air is God’s way of addicting us to life.

Nobody loves hideous monsters, no matter how heartwarming they may be.

Mary Shelly was a stupid bitch. So was Hans Christian Anderson.

The word “Fuck” is an acronym for “Fornication Under Consent of the King” and people use it
as a word of damnation as well as a word of emotionless sex, making it a so-called “Bad word”. As well as the word “Shit” is a derivative of the Gaelic-Celtic words “Shyte” and “Shat” which are the actual words for “Defecation” and “Defecated” and people say it’s a so-called “Bad word”.

When people tell you to be politically correct and say “Testicles” instead of “Nuts” or “Balls”. I find the word “Testicles” to be more vulgar than “Nuts” or “Balls”.

When people frown on “Curse words” when they’re just words.

When Liberal Hollywood portrays meaningless sex as more of a part of life than making love, and Marriage as a trap, rather than a holy union of two souls.

When Republican senate votes that homosexuals have the right to be married, JUST because it appeases and shuts up the liberals, and when marriage is a Christian union of two DIFFERENT sexes. I’d expect it from liberals, but not Republicans.

When people freak out when you say “That’s so gay.” About something that’s stupid, saying that it hurts their feelings. Well, homosexuals, your being gay hurts MY feelings, so fuck you, you’re gay.(And fuck you, Hilary Duff, I say what I want, you’re gay, too.)

How Family Guy has gotten more liberal and more stupid since Season 3.

How Liberal Hollywood portrays Conservatives and Republicans as; A.) The same thing; B.) Belligerently stupid and racist; and C.) The “Bad guys”. When those are all traits of blatant liberalism.

When you give up on an argument because the person you were arguing with is an unreasonable idiot, and they boast that they “Shut you up”.

How people think they’re really depressed when something miniscule happens in their life. Such as being dumped by somebody.

How 13+ year olds who are “Dating” say they’re “In-love” with each other when they’ve been dating for 15+ days.

When people use the word “Guestimate” which isn’t even a word.

When people decide they don’t like something just because they heard someone else’s opinion/lie/misinformation about it. I.E. “I don’t like Ketchup, because Mary-Beth said that it has low doses of Potassium-Cyanide in it.”

When people expect their DVR or TiVo to skip through live TV when they aren’t behind on time or in a recording or On Demand selection.

When some Christians believe that fast-paced music and sharp leads are “The DEVIL!”

When Elementary school teachers tell their students to tell their Parents who to vote for, and bitch about how Christians apparently try to shove the republican vote down people’s throats.

When people think you’re either a freak or you have some sort of major disease when you say you’ve never been kissed romantically, and you’re almost 18 years old.

How everybody hates America, when we bail other countries out of their own fuckups (France, England, Holland, Switzerland, Finland, Haiti, Africa, Mexico, etc.)

When “African”-Americans bitch about how their ancestors (Who were very distantly related to them) were enslaved by the “White man” for 300 years, when they were also freed by a white man, and a senate, congress, and jury of white men. And how Irish and Scotsmen and women worked in indentured slavery for close to 700 years, about 100 years before the Africans were even discovered. Try being enslaved by Englishmen who had a right to kill you for no reason. At least you HAD some rights. You probably haven’t even heard us bitch about it until just now.

How black people call themselves “African-Americans” when their family bloodline has been here for 10 generations. Listen, just because you’re black doesn’t mean you’re African. It means you have African genes, and skin color. Just because I’m white with red hair and blue eyes doesn’t mean I’m Irish or Scottish, I have Irish and Scottish genes and skin color, but you don’t seen me going around, calling myself “European-American”, do you?
The only REAL African-Americans are ones who have come to America from Africa in THIS century, and have taken citizenship in both countries.

When a friend comes over, spends then night, then doesn’t want to do ANYTHING the next day. So all you end up doing is sitting around until one of their parents comes to pick them up.

When saying “I love you” doesn’t mean shit to whomever you said it to. No matter how much you mean it.

When the only girl you like is still “In love” with their ex.

When you want to play a PC game, but the only PC you can play it on is being hogged by one of your siblings. And when they get off the computer they leave their windows open and you know they’re going to yell at you if you close them.

When you know you want to do something, but you can’t think of anything to do.

When you don’t say “I love you” again after the first time, cause you’re afraid the recipient doesn’t want to hear it.

When you stop caring about the little things, like Valentines Day, because you don’t have anybody to celebrate it with.

When Valentines Day becomes Single Awareness Day.

When you want something to eat, cause you’re hungry, but nothing in your fridge looks appetizing.

“Save the whales.” enough said.


That’s really all I have to say. When I can think of more things that grind my gears about Earth, I’ll edit this post.